1. suethespiders:

    *rides off into the sunset on your dad*

    (via tyleroakley)

     

  2. rnicrophone:

    bombing:

    cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

    me: you said i got one phone call

    image

    (via queenklaine)

     

  3. staff:

    fake-mermaid:

    i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

    rude

    (via troyesivan)

     
  4. lwordforever:

    me about everything

    (Source: maliahales, via tyleroakley)

     
  5. (Source: trap-aholic, via kingsleyyy)

     

  6. politedoge:

    when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

    image

    (via tyleroakley)

     
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  8. (Source: ggaga, via snoopfennecfox)

     

  9. earrelatedhumour:

    • fandom please I implore you all to talk about Dean Thomas more
    • literally yelling for a red card during a Quidditch match
    • painting a potter for president banner for his friend HOW CUTE
    • offering to forge a signature so that same friend could go to the village with the…
     

  10. annemarina:

    listening to an album for the first time is weird bc you have to give your full attention to it and you cant sing along 

    (via cryingoutinside)