1. suethespiders:

    *rides off into the sunset on your dad*

    (via tyleroakley)


  2. rnicrophone:


    cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

    me: you said i got one phone call


    (via queenklaine)


  3. staff:


    i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can


    (via troyesivan)

  4. lwordforever:

    me about everything

    (Source: maliahales, via tyleroakley)

  5. (Source: trap-aholic, via kingsleyyy)


  6. politedoge:

    when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work


    (via tyleroakley)

  8. (Source: ggaga, via snoopfennecfox)


  9. earrelatedhumour:

    • fandom please I implore you all to talk about Dean Thomas more
    • literally yelling for a red card during a Quidditch match
    • painting a potter for president banner for his friend HOW CUTE
    • offering to forge a signature so that same friend could go to the village with the…

  10. annemarina:

    listening to an album for the first time is weird bc you have to give your full attention to it and you cant sing along 

    (via cryingoutinside)